OOPS! Wrong type of balance!

I woke up in the morning ready for my new job at the bank as an accountant. I get ready in the nicest suit I have to prove that I will do a good job at this banking company. I’m ready to tackle anything and everything, nothing’s going to stop me today. I’m 22 and today was the day tha Iwould start my first job, you see, I just finished primary school a few days ago and my parents wouldn’t let me get a job anywhere until I did so. Somehow I finished and I’m not proud of myself at all. I overheard the teachers talking about my graduation and Ms Gordan said, ” I’m glad Thomas is finally gone, the only reason I passed him this year was because I was tired of seeing his face at this school”.

The grudge…

Ms Gordan was always on my bad side ever since the day that rudely asked me, “Can you please pay a little attention, Thomas?”, and I replied. In the best possible way in my opinion. “I’m paying as little attention as I can, Ms Gordan”. She never liked me from then on. But I don’t blame her, I did roast her pretty bad.

The balance check…

Back to my first day at the bank, it was fine at first untiol the old lady came along, she had a cane and was hobbling towards me. “Hi there.”, she said to me, ” Hi, how can I help you?. “Can you please check my balance?”, so I walked behind the desk and pushed her over. “What was that for?!”, she asked me, “You told me to check your balance..”. Suddenly a big “THOOM!” was coming towards me, “Oh no… it’s my boss”

The boss…

I was in his office and his cheeks started to well up, which I didn’t think was possible because he was extremely fat and two times more chubby. He began pacing around the room and decided to sit back into his chair. He was struggling. A lot. His fat butt just couldn’t fit the seat! I began to laugh and that is the biggest regret I have to this day. “OUT!!!”, he screamed. “Yes, sumo- I mean, sir.”, and I dashed out of the room. It was a very bad day but I won’t forget it and I hope I never do. Thank you for reading…